mi·rage [mi-rahzh] noun. – 1. an optical phenomenon, especially in the desert or at sea, by which the image of some object appears displaced above, below, or to one side of its true position as a result of spatial variations of the index of refraction of air. 2. something illusory, without substance or reality. 3.…
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Unaccepted: Catwoman
My name is Phoenix, and I’m a Film Snob. In this here, picture, you have the stunning, Halle Berry. A gorgeous woman turned ugly, thanks to the film, Catwoman. Directed by Pitof, it was his first “major motion picture”…as you can see, he fucked that up majorly. If you didn’t see Catwoman, then congratulations….you just kept…
Phoenix’s Snob Suggests: 12 Angry Men
Film Snob Reviews is run by two people. One of us, Phoenix. The other, William. We can both have the same taste in films, but then again, we both have found our differing opinions and have accepted eachothers’ “guilty pleasure films.” This will be our chance to give you a suggestion. Need a movie to rent this weekend?…