Review: Serena

Title: Serena MPAA Rating: R Director: Susanne Bier Starring: Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Rhys Ifans Runtime: 1 hr 49 mins

Review: Accidental Love

Title: Accidental Love MPAA Rating: PG-13 Director: David O. Russell Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Biel, James Marsden Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins

Review: The Cobbler

Title: The Cobbler MPAA Rating: PG-13 Director: Tom McCarthy Starring: Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi, Method Man Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

Review: Dying of the Light

Title: Dying of the Light MPAA Rating: R Director: Paul Schrader Starring: Nicolas Cage, Anton Yelchin, Alexander Karim Runtime: 1 hr 34 mins

Review: Ouija

Title: Ouija MPAA Rating: PG-13 Director: Stiles White Starring: Olivia Cooke, Ana Coto, Darren Kagasoff Runtime: 1 hr 29 mins

Review: Two Night Stand

Review: Two Night Stand

Title: Two Night Stand MPAA Rating: R Director: Max Nichols Starring: Miles Teller, Analeigh Tipton, Jessica Szohr Runtime: 1 hr 26 mins

Review: The Rite

Title: The Rite MPAA Rating: PG-13 Director: Mikael Håfström Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Colin O Donogue, Alice Braga Runtime: 1 hr 54 mins

Review: The Eagle

Title: The Eagle MPAA Rating: PG-13 Director: Kevin McDonald Starring: Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell, Donald Sutherland Runtime: 1  hr 54 mins

Unaccepted: Catwoman

My name is Phoenix, and I’m a Film Snob.   In this here, picture, you have the stunning, Halle Berry. A gorgeous woman turned ugly, thanks to the film, Catwoman. Directed by Pitof, it was his first “major motion picture”…as you can see, he fucked that up majorly. If you didn’t see Catwoman, then congratulations….you just kept…